woke up as a beautiful genius sweetheart hilarious angel again today

if i was bold enough to do story times on TikTok i'd be a millionaire by now

F is for find somebody else to play with foreal

If u don’t sleep with deep healing meditation music, wydddd???

Ngl i gained my biggest hater the day i was born

the lover girl in me is strong but the man hater in me is stronger

men be like “why would i lie” bc you’re scared of me bitch you know how i’m coming

When I go to buy a gift for someone, But I realize I’m the one who truly deserves it.

i'm trying to stop being mean but it's like y’all have to stop being retarded first

Are you dreaming of a white Christmas with other bitches yes or no

I will never be a passenger princess /:

Dear Lord, i didn't even fuck around so why am i finding out

my worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me

If someone has an issue with you but tells everyone except you, it’s not a problem. It’s a performance. They don’t want resolution, they want attention. People who want peace speak directly. People who want validation speak loudly to the crowd.

so far this year has felt like being awake during surgery

My life has been horrible for a year already. Time really flies when you’re suffering lol

She tried it with the wrong one 😭

Poor chuck :(

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr