No white baby you are not “crine” you are roflcopter.

when something good happens to me my body reacts the exact same way as when something bad happens to me

Hi and are you out to get me

oh he was pusssssss

trans person: im trans society: ok gay guy walking into the function: okay cuz THISSSS little piggy just got to the clerb bitchhhhhhhhh. Mike Tyson trying to say shrimp: Thrimp

day 38 of feeding Clairo peanut butter til she can sing like louis armstrong

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

rue and faye being drug mules together in mexico

never in my life did i think i’d find myself agreeing with nateanyahu jacobs but who really fucking needs $50,000 flowers…

Cassie: I want 50k floral arrangements Maddy: I’m not sure I like this job Jules: Nate: I need investors Rue storyline:

I thought they looked like #deliciouspearlonions

before tom made her too old to be bisexual #iwasthere

when you're the only one who liked Euphoria S3E1

what can I #deuphoria

90% of tomodachi life gameplay is just watching your miis do this