Thanksgiving is delicious

Saw some $30 tickets for KISS tonight at ticketmaster.ca. Hurry! ~Reap

I would actually have to work at work if it wasn't for Twitter. #Fthedog

Come on #nhlflames stop shittin the bed

What's up #reapsfreeshit ! Send my broke Ass to #nineinchnails I deserve it! It's so hard out here for a pimp! Lol. #cj92

Wonderful #ufc fight! Best in forever!

It might be getting cold outside, but Chive meetups are heating up - chiv.it/r3mC6

Gotta go. Somehow, Amy Winehouse found some crack up here. BRB.

Yup. Naheed Nenshi 𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕖𝕞𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕣

Holy craps stay inside #abstorm

It's like in a scary movie. You stab the killer in the leg, he bleeds, but you know he's coming back to get you. #UFC168

happy new year #YYC watch out for them boys in blue! #2014 !!! #newbeginnings #NEWBEER

Victorias Secret is the last place i thought i would walk into someone draggin the hottest fart 😂😂😂

#lol

Nice of Alison Redford to give us 5 AM drinking! But if we ever do it again, @pmharper needs to declare a national holiday the day after.

Beautiful sunset in #yyc right now #holdinghandswithmysef

thanks snowplow for a completely useless sweep down my street next time come when theres fuckin snow on it #yyc #ihatewinter

Amazing the #flames pulled one out of their asses this evening!