Kylo Ren will finish what you started. ........ ............ ........ Later.

I heard that if you stand in front of a mirror and say "Kylo Ren" three times, you'll look like a moron.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. If you give a man a lightsaber, he'll kill the fisherman and take his fish.

Kylo Ren found a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

*Waves hand in front of soda machine* You will give me a Coke... *Nothing* GIVE ME A COKE! *Kicks machine. Gets diet coke* Damnit!

To the person who gave me their cold: I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you.

Kylo Ren: I love you to the moon and back~ *Points up to the sky* Han Solo: What moon? Kylo Ren: Exactly. *Stabs Han*

*Singing* No one yawns like Kylo Ren, Wears chiffon like Kylo Ren, Yes its true, no one's ever stabbed Han like Kylo Ren!

For just 39.99, you too can beat the resistance!

"Do you like blue milk and Han?" I do not like blue milk and Han. I do not like it Ren-I-am. I do not like Blue milk and Han.

Me: There's no monters under your bed. Kid: Really? Me: They're in the closet. More room and it's easier to jump out of. Kid: Me: Night!

Where are the Tie fighters? The command shuttle?! How dare they make me travel like a common peasant! Don't they know who I am?!

At least this flight had refreshments....

Woman: Down the hall you'll find Chewbacca and Kylo Ren, but only one gives hugs. Me: Kylo loves hugging people... With his lightsaber!

This creature is useless! All it does is move in circles!

Fun fact: Kylo Ren reduced the unemployment rate in the Hosnian system to zero!

'...And on the third day he rose again...' Oh thank god.... Han Solo is way past his three days!

Fun fact: Luke Skywalker single handedly destr- *Snorts* Single.....handedly! *Laughs uncontrollably*

I need help. I wonder if @HamillHimself, Bruce Campbell, @RookerOnline, Vic Mignogna, Colin o'donoghue or 🇺🇸Josh Keaton🇵🇪 could lend me a hand...

Hey Funko how many RTs to make this a reality?