If these people win, they’re going to kill us.

my leg days are so fucking miserable 😭

Soo who am I humping

I didn’t finish my costume, but I did make out with half a dozen boys

Made you some FCF breakfast

Let’s return those ballots, sexy people

anything interesting happening today?

literally my mantra

I chose the right beer for tonight!

Leaving Twitter now. See you on 🔵☁️

this right here

so we should probably start buying firearms and get off the internet

Before I leave this app, just want you all to know that there are so many of you I want to bounce up and down on my penis until I ejaculate a load into your dripping hole.

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