hey this is kyle i got banned from twitter for impersonating dennis rodman like 3 years ago can you follow me or something

what are uber drivers always whispering about?

turns out chet faker and chet porter are different dudes

i understand that it's 2022 and everything but i just wanna come clean and let you guys know i'm still slappin very aggressive dubstep while doing ordinary daily activities

you ever wake up, toss on the tony hawk soundtrack, and say today we're going to have a day

rebranding as jar jar binks

listening to korn, tie dying

does anybody else feel like a fucking gangster when they catch something that's falling in the air?

what do you think would happen if I stopped drinking water and only drank gatorade

anybody else think it's crazy how soap just cleans stuff

listening to snoop dogg, tie dying

what the hell is the hokey pokey dance

justin bieber has reached final form

I'm officially in my reggae era

My neighbors bumping DMX "Ruff Ryders Anthem". That's the type of energy we need at 10:30AM on a Monday