“This is not enough”, I said to myself after creating yet another mocking meme targeting shitlibs.

Me returning home from a night shift

Veganism is only one step away from hardcore sadomasochism.

so brave

My reading schedule rn: reads two sentences by Beckett and immedietly falls asleep. Why am I doing this to myself? Duty.

A lot of you were still in your fathers balls while I was already tarrying with the negative.

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Analysis of BARBIE (spoilers) 💅: The plot roughly goes — the Barbies live in the gynocratic "Barbie World", but when Ken goes to the real world and discovers patriarchy, he comes back to impose it on the Barbies. Then the Barbies must battle Ken to restore female rule.

Sleep deprivation is the closest experience to intoxication one can induce without actually abusing anything. Greeks knew it and used this knowledge for deprivation rituals meant to induce prophetic visions.

Seasoned Berlin kebab enjoyer when eating in a new territory

Elon Musk is a neo-nazi. Period.

Atheists on their mothers funeral

Said before, will say again. Washington will impose a *very* bad peace on Ukraine to head off any potential future disputes with Russia and ensure Kiev is sufficiently stable to execute its planned post-war asset stripping. Odessa and Kharkiv forcibly handed over potentially.

No cell phone in sight, just living in the moment

Everybody not winning at Facebook rn

Loius de Funes in his Pyrenean cabin preparing for his most famous role of all: Phantomas.

Bill Gates, a visionary genius, for the first time in human history, pledged to make Indian street food digestible without risk of dysentery until 2050

Me to a random supermarket worker when I see kakao powder price hiked 100%