Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

personally i'm built different

spent my last $20 on edibles

THEIRS?!?! #nonbinary

why is there a 38 person hold line for an audiobook at the library. why cant you just let 38 people listen to the audiobook

Type of job market that’s got you commenting AFFIRM!! on tiktoks

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

I try to tell people Chicago isn't that windy but lowkey sometimes it is

Co-worker handed me this amazing sticker

Media spent years writing stories about how people don’t want to work anymore and have been so quiet as companies lay everyone off. Audacious to complain about workers lacking loyalty in a world where a company can play off 30k people while making insane profits.

And I never gaf #pressthatdickonthisdiaper

someone is crying at chatgpt-generated wedding vows right now

adderall not working today

since everyone seems to care about being chic, do you know what's actually chic : underconsumption

that’s how i move too

Madison, Wisconsin

who Knew that being high for 4 months straight would have repercussions

The love of your life will be okay with your Horrible and Debilitating Condition and will stick by you despite it