It wasn’t to be… but more importantly, if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number: 0808 2000 247

Michelle Mone still owes the UK £223,000,000 as decided by the courts 18 months ago. When is she going to be forced to pay?

cigs that don't count - cigs with a pint - cigs at a show - cigs abroad - cigs from a packet not in english

4) General surgery is the easiest F1 job. If a patient is unwell, start them on AMG, order a CT abdo/pelvis, call the reg, then go down to the Winchester for a pint and wait for it all to blow over

6) Pharmacists prefer it when patients have dosette boxes. They get immense satisfaction from making them up, and negotiating with local pharmacies to continue making them. Where possible, start patients on dosette boxes, even if they’re young

7) Always respect infection control measures. Bare below the elbow, no ties and no lanyards are life saving evidence based policies. It’s important to remember wedding rings are protected by the sanctity of marriage, killing any pathogen that goes near them.

good, yes, now just try and guess why a black woman might be descended from a slaveowner, just stretch your mind to the very limits and try and make an educated fucking guess

me trying to get a sports bra off #OpeningCeremony

Green 2007 secondary school kids: Bro you are lying. Lying so much. So very much.

Farrukh I’ll just leave this here…

Far-right violence hasn’t come out of nowhere. It is the result of anti-migrant rhetoric from mainstream politicians who scapegoat refugees. We are an anti-racist movement that believes in a more inclusive world. We defeated the far right before. We will defeat them again.

🚨 BREAKING: Courts will be open and sitting for 24 hours a day under government plans to crack down on rioters [The Telegraph]

If anyone doubts the fate of those about to be arrested, I represented clients during the 2011 London riots. The CJS was brutal. Bail refused prior to court. People remanded in custody however minor their involvement pending trial at the Crown Court for heavier sentencing. 1/

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Still not over the fact that someone called Croydon, The Cronx.

- 𝑫𝒓. 𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒂 𝑫𝒆𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒉: 𝑨 𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝑪𝒖𝒕 𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒕 𝒃𝒚 𝒊𝒏𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝑽𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆. On the night of August 8th, a 31-year-old female doctor diligently completed her duty, as she had done countless times before. After finishing her shift, she shared a

A reminder that Boris didn't understand Brexit until 2020.

Went to Uniqlo and bought five of the same t-shirt and three pairs of those not-quite-cargo pants and I’m just going to wear them on rotation because I’m tired of thinking about what to wear. I’m implementing an adult school uniform for myself.