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alissa

@pinkk_sus

she/her

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calendar_today05-06-2017 23:34:35

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customer: “hey just checking you guys are out of the impossible sandwich?” me, putting the last impossible sausage into a bag for my lunch break: “yes sorry just sold the last one!”

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am i the only one who can’t stand when people spell out dates in their invitations? “please join us for a celebration honoring victoria and james on the seventeenth of april twenty twenty one” .... it gives me secondhand and i don’t know whyyyyy

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i had a hard day so i did the thing where u ask the universe to play u a song with a message u need to hear and then hit shuffle and fucking get low by the ying yang twins came on so wtf