customer: “hey just checking you guys are out of the impossible sandwich?” me, putting the last impossible sausage into a bag for my lunch break: “yes sorry just sold the last one!”

want tattoo, scared to make tattoo appointment

alissa

fuck i miss jenna marbles plz come back

why are leo’s most compatible with the least loyal signs in the zodiac pls

20 year old me would be so proud of 23 year old me

taylor swift is literally the original pick me girl with you belong with me... the girl sounds hot bye

suddenly my engagement ring is slipping off my finger. I DONT HAVE NO BOYFRIEND

ok wow

am i the only one who can’t stand when people spell out dates in their invitations? “please join us for a celebration honoring victoria and james on the seventeenth of april twenty twenty one” .... it gives me secondhand and i don’t know whyyyyy

i’m hot as an egirl honestly. new personality unlocked

mercury retrograde doesn’t usually mess with me but this one is rough ugh

absolutely not

i had a hard day so i did the thing where u ask the universe to play u a song with a message u need to hear and then hit shuffle and fucking get low by the ying yang twins came on so wtf

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