the one perfect little muddy paw print on this woman’s otherwise pristine, expensive ivory coat lol

will it ever be sunny again?

highkey celibate and thin as a stick omg I need to live

can’t stop watching alysa liu’s routine. it’s the most joyous thing I’ve seen in months

nothing really gets the idea of “everything you’ve ever thought has been thought before” through to me more than trying to pick a clever new little twitter handle. you savages have ran the well dry

Do I really have to do this forever

another weekend almost over ……. How could this be?

Sometimes lunch is a bad bodega sandwich and a weird flavor of san pellegrino that you’ve never tried before and would never get again. And that’s okay 🤍

rewinding to before the commercial break and getting the entire two minute ad break again .. girl fuck you

choked in the closet this morning now I’m wearing some bullshit to work and shoes that are going to give me an ingrown toenail

why do all of the beautiful ladies feel the need to wear tight up-dos or ponytails at the Oscar’s in the name of sophistication? where are the big, beautiful curls???

stranger just called me “the kindest girl in new york”

my boss is really good at that dad thing where they find something that you couldn’t find and then get mad at you for not looking hard enough. which is cool because I thought I was done with that when I moved out of my childhood home 👍🏻

gave lil bro a sip of my iced espresso and he said it has a sort of “1900s taste” “like from the Great Depression” ..

finally seeing one battle tonight

when a woman wants her firstborn to be a son it’s like .. what’s up with that

happy Is It Worth It monday. Is it Worth it?

cleaning off phone screen with condensation from iced coffee cup per the instincts deeply imbedded in me from my simian ancestors

when I brush my teeth and go to bed unexpectedly and all of a sudden it’s okay but when my boyfriend does it (and I’m still half-watching tv and scrolling phone) It’s like …! What the F ⁉️ 🤔