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Others: videogames cause violence Me playing Animal Crossing: when using a Nook Miles Ticket to go to islands, I can’t stop offering NPC’s to come live with me because I’m scared they’ll be sad if I don’t

Back in June, I help my mom clean out her pool shed. There's a strand of old twinkle lights with plastic flamingos. "Throw them out," she says. "They don't work." But I see that the flamingos came off easily, so I start to pull them off. "I can do something with these."

𝔚𝔞𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔰 🍏🍏 2022 Wrapped Up 1/3 Here are some of your favorite WAPS comics from this year. We had so much fun making these!

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???

I is smart. I is handsome. I is capable.

My mom: [simply existing] Me: [infodumps about the ducks from Animal Crossing, like Ketchup, Bill (HA!) and Molly] My mom: [hasn’t spoken a word] Me: ‘Now stop distracting me, I need to make dinner!’ My mom: 😐😑

Het is Valentijnsdag! Dat kan maar één ding betekenen. Ik kan mijn Animal Crossing villagers hun valentijnscadeautjes geven 😍

[praten over garen] Moeder: hoe heet ook alweer dat ene garen merk waar ik die grote doos van heb gekocht? Ik: Scrumptious Moeder: thanks Mensen, ik weet meer van haken dan mijn moeder #trots 🥹

inner child (1/2)

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me: good morning 5yo: *angry velociraptor noises*

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