Yeah and what’re you gonna fuckin do about it, stop me?

just crawled into bed after doing six 12 hour shifts in a row

getting a serotonin injection by shaking my head in the shower and having all the water spray away like i’m a happy wet dog doing a shake

dropped my phone while creeping and when i picked it up i had liked a pic from 2021, i will be passing away from embarrassment

it’s all fun and games until the actual doctors you work with also start to tell you you’re probably autistic

smart enough to know it’s a problem how happy i am walking out of the liquor store, dumb enough to not care

my life is like the first half of the movie wall-e except instead of a happy little robot i am a depressed alcoholic

haven’t smoked a cigarette in a month :-)

i hope they at least take my student loan debt too when they steal my identity

credit score 820 who want me

Lying down in bed huge t shirt on no pants Dick and balls just hanging. Ceiling fan on full blast and I’m listening to new slang by the shins and thinking about all of the mistakes I’ve made

best birthday ever

murphy’s law applies to everything except nova scotian’s figuring out how to merge on the fucking highway

LOTR soundtrack at the pre-game is non-negotiable

just got absolutely cooked by my coworker

hey did you guys know hamas, whose existence israel uses as justification for the complete blockade of gaza, exists only because israel funded and supported its creation for the purpose of destabilizing what were increasingly secular palestinian politics

she sent me a 😘 emoji, so yeah, i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

Just realized the toddler that’s been screaming for 45 minutes in the terminal is 100% getting on my 5 hour flight and now I want to cancel my whole trip