Executive order 9066. So yeah

It amazes me the puritan pearl clutching isn’t outweighed by the massive amount of money shareholders can get from transactions fees on adult content.

There’s an old man at the coffee shop I frequent who brings his dog with him and I regularly chat with him and play with the golden retriever named Levi. I have no idea what the old man’s name is and I’ve known him for 6 months

How long until one of them kills a delivery driver who goes to the wrong address?

30 million an episode?!?!?!

Absolute perfection. #SDCC2025 #cosplay #comiccon

Better Vision. Better Calls. Yes all MLB umps get free LASIK. Yes, this is real.

I AINT SIGNING IT. THIS IS BULLYING

What an absurdly odd thing to say.

“No capes!”

Yup. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got myself into this situation?

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Just a phenomenal Halloween costume

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet. Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages. So, like any

All for data centers. AI is so terrible