All you Panicans saying the Iranians closed the Strait of Hormuz, didn’t even bother to check its hours of operation.

He seems nice...

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently, like every day.

Ugh! I never looked at our security this way.

This is one of the most subtle signs of wealth in the Midwest

No amount of budgeting can fix the fact that most people no longer make enough money to afford homes, pay bills, buy groceries, cover transportation, or handle basic healthcare. This isn’t a budgeting problem anymore. It’s a cost of living crisis.

Idiot

Isn’t it crazy how so many other countries have managed to lower gun violence rates, fund public education, give all of their citizens affordable healthcare and daycares, maintain low prison populations… yet in America, for some reason, all of this is deemed impossible. Strange.

when I was a child, I thought that if my salary is $3K a month, I'd have $9K in three months

I know we're all a bit weary of high prices and the lies and incompetence of President Trump's administration, but I'm sure he's doing deals behind the scenes that we've never heard of. So take 5 minutes now to close your eyes and say over and over again, "In Trump We Trust."🙏🇺🇸

Why do so many people feel the need to police what poor people eat?

My wife Heidi is First Lady of our church, so when she spent $30,000 on smoothies last year using the church credit card nobody batted an eyelash. I'm praying that God smites my rival pastors who reported this to law enforcement though, smh🙏🇺🇸

Congress watching soldiers get arrested for insider trading

More weaksauce afraid to get cooked, I guess. Eh, m2

Was it something I said? 16K in likes in 21 hours. It is moments like this that make my job as mayor satisfying.

Imagine thinking folks on SNAP eat like royalty every night of the week. 🙄