Normalize saying “have a dogshit Christmas” to people offended by “happy holidays”

Inside you are two wolves and one of them has a lifetime ban from Buffalo Wild Wings.

Amazing that you can reach a level of terminal success where your brain would rather burn down everything you’ve built than admit you’ve gone off course. Wild stuff.

“Leftists are never satisfied”. Sorry but why would you be. Have you looked at the world lately. Why would you be satisfied with any of this?

when kamala said we’re going to have the most “lethal” military

Maybe Beyoncé wanted to hear from a Palestinian American voice too

Me when I have a concept of a plan

You know that thing they talk about with space junk where one collision creates debris that ricochets around breaking sort everything else in orbit till we’re all trapped on earth surrounded by billions of pieces of deadly trash? I feel like I’m living that but with the news.

Oh my god. Adobe After Effects finally gave us keyboard shortcuts for rendering that match the shortcuts in Premiere. I don't have to scrounge through a dropdown like some kind of animal. 🤲

CC Rep Don Bacon 🇺🇸✈️🏍️⭐️𝕏 Nebraska Second Parody This is happening on your watch because you’re allowing it to happen.