This is your daily reminder that transgenderism is a severe mental illness and should be treated as such.

Facts Candace! Libs won't like this one. They're too busy choking down their testosterone pills and watching CNN

What happened to Fauci? That cat disappeared.

Never kill yourself

My daughter Jessica is crying because I just sold our long time family dog, Oscar, in order to free up some cash to buy DOGE. After DOGE hits $2 I'll buy him back and treat him and Jessica to a nice steak dinner. Some folks will be mad about this, but that's why they're broke!

Catching a vibe at TGIF Jeff “MAHA” Skilling phenomenal airport you got down here in TX -Relson

Hot take: Mac DeMarco's music is buns

Thinking of my friend Jeff “MAHA” Skilling Not your fault that "fella" doesn't understand the basic rules of the game!

Nothing better than hanging with the brothers! Couldn't ask for a better group of gentlemen. Those magic city wings are fucking up my stomach today! Please help FUTURE/FREEBANDZ

Never kill yourself

Calling bullshit on Deepseek only costing $5 million to create. China would never purposely cause hysteria in America... would they??? They're usually so congenial.

Happy Pi Day everyone! It's a beautiful day to hang out with the brothers and watch college basketball! GVs to all! (Good vibes)

Elon's team just reached out to my manager to offer me Twitter Premium for free. Thank you to the team X

Southwest Airlines is a floating greyhound bus

Why does Chick-fil-A, Inc. taste better when you're South of the Mason Dixon Line?

Pitching a pants tent in seat 22F on United Airlines . En route to slam bets and fish for snook with the brothers. Life is good!

Tyrese Proctor. Put my fries in the bag, NOW.

White Lotus season finale. Lock in #expand

In order for Notre Dame Baseball to make the NCAA tournament, Shawn Stiffler's squad will have to: -Sweep BGSU -Win 2/3 at Miami -Make a human sacrifice -Win 2 games in ACC tourney