“Doctors” are the new kulaks of Project 2025 and the MAHA movement. Hide your stethoscopes murderous nerds, we’re taking everything from you

Your hand, jerking me. Forever

Rigged as fuck. I’m going to inject long lost viruses into Mr. Pfizer’s arm

Me everyday before work at the investing bank

Working out of the old biz school today. Smoke just walked out of some class in classic Friday am fit. Looks like I will be getting my masters degree #round2

Sadly, hard work doesn’t matter when you’re a retarded loser anyway. Back to the drawing board

The sauna has made me much hornier than I’d usually like to be at 930 am

Pony the fuck up. Yes, I am richer than you. Cry about it. Big week ahead. Buying a fuck load of this newfangled “crypto currency”. Sounds like something Ol Jeff would like a lot. Best of luck,

I go onto twitter and it’s big boobs and pussy, onto Snapchat and it’s tits and ass, ig the same. When does the gooning translate in real life?

Tanking is for gay liberals, men play to win each and every Sunday. How bout dem cowboys

Whomst daughter wants to perform this move on me

My weed pen in the office bathroom to the voices telling me to jump out of the window

Eating a massive plate as quickly as possible followed by some crisp hits of the vape is a top 3 human experience

Never be surprised at the deep rooted hatred poor people possess for those who succeed. They are entirely powerless in their lives and enjoy seeing someone who’s not brought to their level

I’m going to kill myself

Only thing I notice is the double space before Can

Alabama played three (3!) non-power conference opponents this year, I don’t think they have room for many more

I’d do terrible things to any of you for Molly McGrath’s heart