How we have managed to lose that game today I just have no idea. #utb

#ENGU17 begin their #U17EURO qualifiers next week with a number of absentees, but Neil Ryan has a strong group for the four-team group in Malta.

Anton Palmer in the latest England u17 squad. Still only 15. #UTB

Guess the team in red won this game comfortably then? #UTB

All 3 of Boro's senior teams played yesterday which doesn't happen very often. 36 pro players involved with the rest youth scholars at various stages. 0-3 H v Coventry 1-4 H v Forest (u21s) 2-1 A v Forest (u18s) First win in 9 for the u18 after 8 losses in a row. #UTB

Hackney almost on a different graph here 🤣 #UTB

On the bright side, we now have an answer to the Fermi Paradox

Imagine Russian football fans in a foreign city: - Interrupted a minute’s silence in memory of dead flood victims with chants in support of killing Ukrainian children - Rampaged through the city - Ripped down Ukrainian flags - Chanted “death to Ukrainians” - Attacked local

Championship Midfielders for Ground Duels Won per 90 and Win % • McLean is a duel winning machine • Aidan Morris next best for consistency • Ebou Adams and Souza get stuck in • Grimes attempts few but rarely loses #NCFC | #DCFC | #BORO | #SUFC | #Swans

🔴 EXCLUSIVE: #Boro pushing incredibly hard in an attempt to re-sign Chuba Akpom from Ajax. Strong competition from Birmingham, but Boro confident their package is very attractive. Chuba’s chance to be a returning Teesside hero… Read here…⬇️ thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/25361534…

#backpom

this is honestly exhausting

Everytime I look up they've conceded

✍️ We are delighted to announce the signing of Luke Woolston on loan from Middlesbrough FC until January 5th. Welcome to the Mariners, Luke! ⚓️ #SSFC #AlwaysReady

Zero self-awareness to add to everything else #UTB

This just isn't true. Ayling was first over, followed by Whittaker. And then the rest came over. #UTB

MAX STAYS! 🚨 We’re delighted to confirm that Max Howells’ loan from Middlesbrough has been extended until the end of the season, including the play-offs if required. 4 goals in 13 appearances so far – here’s to many more! 👊⚽ Listen to interview with Max 👇 🔗

Worth turning up the volume for this one 😂

At just 14 years and 251 days old, Shay Hanson made his U18 Premier League debut for Middlesbrough yesterday.🤯✨ This made Hanson the second youngest player to make a U18PL appearance this season, and the 17th youngest midfielder ever to debut in the league’s history.✅ Hanson