Trying to holler at a shawty from Texas by over inflating my enthusiasm for fracking

Could’ve told the network executives that 1 minute is plenty of time for free

Her name’s Livvy, nerds

Bitches posting Ted’s Montana Grill menus like they’re at the Polo Bar. Talmbout give me the bison meatloaf

These DEI hires, man. What the fuck!

Charlie Kirk, now this. Can’t catch a fuckin break

The ole lady doesn’t know shit about fuck #thatspanicman

Type of shit Mordecai & Rigby would risk the fate of the universe for

Pajeet Patel and Abu Bakkar

Sent from my iPoop

Liberal cum cheese… 9/10

Don Draper at noon on a Tuesday after cracking the summer intern

One rip of the Monica Lewripsky and the whole team starts looking at me like this

Big ass black dudes see this lineup and start chomping at the bit

CEO of Tylenol watching DJT tell the entire world that his shit makes you retarded

CEO of Tylenol turning on his tv for the first time all day to watch a little MNF

I know the dude who made this is on here somewhere

Got ya shawty wearing red and black, your move New Jersey

This meal doesn’t even come close to how goated the two stadium dogs and a DC were at halftime yesterday