long john silvers ceo comes out, whacking a pack of parliaments on his palm before sitting down and lighting up inside the restaurant. "no burgers," he says, tilting a styrofoam cup of coleslaw to his lips and slurping loudly. "wet and tangy. that's how you want it."

JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸🔥

Most people rejected his message. They hated Freud because he told them the truth.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by

If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting for a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it has more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.

This is so much better than that bullshit phrase ‘Irish goodbye’ and I shall be utilising it henceforth

they’re going to be recasting dumbledore like Bobby in mad men

Me in front of the panel of ten year olds after my Kids Court-appointed translator makes it clear my defence isn’t going down well

god this rocked man

E.T. maxxing in the back of the cop car after flipping an SUV has to rule so hard

when the fajitas come out sizzlin’

Militarily it’s been one of the best Easters

this is absolutely the greatest video of all time

it’s rare to see an all-timer happen in real time but this is one of those

Next time on Mad Men... DON: And what did he say? (Knocking on a door) PEGGY: Come in ROGER(pouring drink) : And? JOAN (typing) (One frame of Pete Campbell drenched in blood that isn't in the episode and never referenced again) BERT COOPER: The Japanese have a saying,

Dont mind me, just setting my Now TV avatar to Hermann Göring my favourite character from Nuremberg

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”