#punny #druggist #pharmacydadjokes

If you are in Medical school or planning on going to Medical school And you would not provide medical care because someone is gay or trans or whatever Go into finance Or anything else Medicine is not for you

So much chat about blue ticks. Will doxy work?

Why are there no fairies in the pharmacy? Because we stock A-pixie-ban! #pharmacydadjoke Shane Jerominski

Currently working on switching over to a 2 bag NAC regimen! Simplicity alone is such a huge advantage ✨💊 (also NAPQI is so satisfying to say) #twitterx #toxtwitter #MedTwitter

Not sure what the best part of this is: Kitty Alzheimers, 50 First Doses, or the comparison of medicine to chocolate covered brussels sprouts.

Press Release: #BPS received a petition to recognize Pain Management Pharmacy as a pharmacy specialty certification. Public commentary from pharmacists and other health care professionals is open until June 2, 2023. Learn more about the petition: bpsweb.org/2023/04/27/bps…

The mitochondria is the raspberry of the cell.

Same, honestly.

Oh man do I love Epic.

When they serve every pharmacist’s worst nightmare at a pharmacy conference 👀

The sweetest disease state. #diabetes

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#facts

I'm going places. Not college anymore, but places.

"What did your doctor tell you this medication was for?"

If Burger King is in legal trouble for exaggerating the amount of meat in their Whoppers, Walgreens should be sued for lying about the level of Happy and Healthy going on in this bitch.