Creepy floater pharmacist interaction… Pharmacy tech: My real dream is to be a nail technician. Creepy floater pharmacist: My real dream is to nail technicians.

I saw this video of a Rabbi and a Mohel doing the Soulja Boy on TikTok, right before performing a circumcision. The clip is going viral. #dadjoke

I read an article today that stated more than half of Americans say health care, taking a weeklong vacation or buying a new car is unaffordable. They also said, “this is America bitch so we’re going to do that shit anyway 💳.”

Damn, went to bed, woke up and now we are at war? I feel like US foreign policy needs to up its dose of Adderall. Venezuela, Greenland, Iran - we need to decide who we’re gonna f*ck with and stick to the script.

Have you ever worked in an all-male pharmacy? Was it messy? Did it smell like Armour Thyroid, Monster Energy drinks and feet?

Have you ever worked in an all-female pharmacy? Did it smell like flowers and Starbucks? Were the only available pens teal, pink and magenta colored?

The only sport I watch religiously is pro football. Life hasn’t been easy for a New York Giants fan. It got me wondering though, of all the professional sports and all those teams, whose fan base has it the absolute worst?

Pharmacist: The Dow is down 1,100 points this morning. What are you buying? Pharmacy Cashier: Pharmacist: Pharmacy Cashier: Tf you talking about.. Lunch from McDonald’s if I still have enough money in my account.

My dentist said I needed a night guard. So I called ADT to see if my insurance would cover it. #dadjoke

Million Dollar Idea of the Day: Now that Walgreens is rolling out the use of body cameras they should start a COPS-style reality television show from the footage, called PILLZ.

The fast food CEOs are all trying to one up one another now with videos showing they love their product. Shiiit, make me CEO of Walgreens and watch how big a gulp I can take of Robitussin AC.

As a child of the 80s, every time I see a pediatric prescription for 2.375 mL of cough medicine every 6 hours it makes me laugh. My parents eyeballed that shit, waited 30 minutes, then gave me half a shot of Jack if I wasn’t sleeping soundly.

It’s close but the only job I would want less than pharmacist-in-charge at CVS is accepting a position as the next supreme leader of Iran.

To everyone in the comments saying pharmacists have terrible attitudes: Try spending your entire adult life getting yelled at for insurance rejections, drug shortages, prior authorizations, and prescriptions your doctor sent to the wrong pharmacy.

22 states now restrict soda and candy purchases with SNAP benefits. That’s cool, now can we do one where we restrict the Pentagon from purchasing pianos and lobsters?

I read an article today that said the number one earner on OnlyFans makes more money than LeBron James. Intuitively, I always knew a slam dunk was no match for a badunkadunk.

If you are at a pharmacy party and want to start a fight, just walk in and announce that you break boxes of insulin pens.

The cost of 1 Tomahawk missile is the same price as how many boxes of Wegovy 2.4mg? No cheating.

Have you ever had a coworker proudly tell you they don’t have kids and never want them… then spend 20 minutes showing you photos of their dog dressed like a taco, a UPS driver, and Harry Potter for Halloween?

If they had a Hoarders Pharmacy Edition what would their places be full of? I’ll start. Stock piles of stolen pens and Sharpies.