Fact: San Francisco airport has an anxiety therapy pig that is dressed in different costumes to help relieve stress in nervous passengers.
We do a very similar thing here, except ours is dressed in a bun with egg, lettuce and tomato and is served with fries.
End of the week for this, but I had the 'joy' of colitis many years back. I had no idea I had it - it just hit me one day and that was the start of a long few months whilst the NHS did marvelous things with my insides!
“” …. and Advance - splitters”
“and Restore - splitters”
“We’re Restore!”
“Oh, I thought we were Reform?”
“Restore!”
“”Whatever happened to Advance?”
“”He’s over there”
“Splitter!”