Hello. All of the actors from Friends are now older than the youngest Golden Girl was in that show’s first season. Have a nice day.

September is #SuicidePreventionMonth. Help spread the word about the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline with posters, wallet cards, magnets and more from SAMHSA here - ow.ly/T4kg50KzlWu. #SchoolSafety #SPM22

Today I had the honor of meeting with Pam Harrison, Norton Elementary’s very first principal! I loved getting to hear the history and legacy behind some of our Norton traditions. Once a Knight, always a Knight! 💛

Cheers to 25 years with the Norton Knights! 🎉

last month i spent almost an entire session explaining stardew valley to my therapist and she said, "so you take care of responsibilities and help others in a video game as a way to feel fulfilled and productive when low" and there was really no need to be so loud about it

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SILK IS MADE FROM BOILING SILK WORMS.....????????? THIS IS A GENUINE QUESTION BTW I THOUGHT SILK WORMS MADE... SILK... AND WE COLLECTED THEM...... OR SMTHG..

Recovering Toxic Male here 👋🏾 I’ve been trying to articulate exactly why this sermon is SO problematic & I’ve finally landed on answers. For the sake of argument let’s *assume* it happened exactly like he said it did. Here’s how he SHOULD have preached it: 🧵(1/10)

When you all shop at the same online boutique… Happy Friday & 🅰️🆙

I don’t think people realize how hard it is for those struggling with their mental health or profound grief to engage in BASIC activities of daily living. If you’re struggling to shower, or get out of bed, I want you to know, you’re not broken. Do what you can, + stay gentle.

Legit call from the school: Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her—not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report

On “I Survived” all the men’s stories are like…bear attack. Or “I was trapped in an avalanche.” And all the women’s stories are like “I was doing a mundane thing I do every day and a casual male acquaintance I thought was cool stabbed me 10 times and shoved me into a ravine.”

Welcome to American Girl Land!

Dead. Everyone. Dead.

Officer Spradling is back at work & the gang is officially back together! Another successful Back to the Castle night thanks to the hard work of these women right here; could not do this without them!! 💛🖤

We came, we glowed, we did MORE. Great first day at Norton; truly excited for the glowing & growing that will take place this year!

RECORD HIGH!! Today's high of 106° in DFW breaks the old record of 105° set in 1951. It is the first record high DFW has broken this season. DFW tied a record high twice back on August 1st and August 5th. #wfaaweather

Our first guidance lesson with our counselor Ms. DeLeon!! Peyton DeLeon #kinder Norton Knights

Our crew was all smiles this morning at carpool! 😊 Huge shoutout to Cole & Rowdy who showed up at Norton bright & early to help our admin team work outside so the rest of our staff could stay warm in the building. They exemplify the Allen Way- one town, one team! 💙

Happy Counselor’s Week to our favorite counselor, Ms. DeLeon! 🎉