Future Cleveland Brown

I think everyone should be required to meet my brother before they determine their stance on abortion

Merry Christmas everyone!

When you’re perfect like me you don’t have to make resolutions every year 😎

LeBron James 👑

TCU never deserved to even make it there 😂 Worst national championship of all time!

Can’t wait to slaughter the Ravens this weekend! #whodey

Prolly die

Rigged

The lakers game last night and the bengals game tonight.. These are the types of games that make you not even enjoy sports.

We fried rice in a shrimpless place

NBA wants to make Kyrie a villain in the media but then have Karl Malone judge your dunk contest..... Why give a pedophile a platform?

Wait that offended people? This world we live in is really crazy.

I could eat jersey mikes everyday

What happened to chipotle?

Got shit on by a bird today… very humbling experience.

Lord I don’t ask for much but please give me LeBron on a real contender with the most ridiculous over-the-top retirement tour of all time

This world was ripped from you so that boomers 401ks would go up during Covid.

warm milk is actually really good