#キプフェル目撃情報

Angels in the Snow

holy fuck i haven’t seen this since hard launch i’m gonna throw up

hearing someone talk about their master’s thesis from 15 years ago on the importance of recycling and trying so hard not to tell them that their resources are defunct and mostly propaganda

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

i have this problem where the idea of replying to messages gives me the same level of mental threat response as if someone was chasing me with a large axe. i would likely enjoy being chased with a large axe more. i would like to swap messages for being chased with a large axe.

everyone romanticizing 2016 but not a single person mentioning that that was Clown Summer

at the function with a heavy heart

Im at Walmart whipping runts hard as hell at any kid I see

my girl a minion she said “bello!” when my banana gru

blissful lie or hollow truth?

need

[girl who is reborn every single day] why does nobody understand me