is grape paddling the solution to borby bones? that’s what you people sound like

this is what socially maladjusted american women are hoping for when they take a solo trip to south korea to do sex tourism

Clearly fucking isn't

in a teams meeting. straight up “gumping it”

we all have to buy tickets to see a movie in a movie theater this weekend or else these guys win forever

Mcgirdle

The title card drops like 10 min into the movie, how long did u have your phone out u douche

Taylor Swift makes music for people whose personality is Going To Target and I love that for her and them. I hope they are enjoying a cake pop today

hi. astrophysicist here. we’re all going to fuckingb die

Never understood flying a kite. Even as a kid. So it’s in the sky? Only the kite is having fun.

I like how the Young Republicans all store their groyped mass in their central torso. They look like they've been genetically engineered to survive golf cart crashes

I will literally never understand why women want to be on boats

"in america, if you dont watch the foodslave like a hawk, they wont fill your slop pouch with enough goy goop"

$20k to simulate the experience of a roommate with a ketamine problem.

A Júnior Barranquilla fan was caught proposing to TWO women during halftime 😭 Only in South America man 😂

The Situation Room tonight

Hi, Victorian child here, my handkerchief looks like this, is that bad

Imagine the rush of bringing a gun to In the Box