My dad: I cooked dinner!! Me in dismay looking at our 5 Burner stove with pots and pans everywhere, a blender used for soup, many cooking utensils out and not one item rinsed 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

FINAL SEASON: VOL 1. 2024 #StrangerThings

It’s your crushes bf announcing he’s come to take her out on a date

whole time it’s just a naruto reference

Daylight savings really gets you

Piqué’s mistress has reportedly cheated on him with his football coach Pep Guardiola.

Had the Priest ask me if i benched 500. Happy Easter

my father is a municipal judge. In 2013 NM made gay marriage legal. In protest, every judge in his county stopped performing ALL marriages. Except my dad, who bought a rainbow bow tie and had me rewrite his vows to be gender-neutral. Here he 9 months later at his 80th ceremony.

48+20=68 68+7=75

Complete chaos after the Floyd Mayweather-John Gotti III fight was stopped 😳 (via @ZeusNetworkOfficial)

two ex mob bosses fighting over who was the worst person is crazy

sadly this is how all pictures look from a whale's point of view

Lmk when demon slayer gets a scene as good as this

You’re a victim

The world is ending

Hanging out with the boys is good for the soul