5 more days before I watch my favorite movie of all time in the comfort of my own bed

This is like someone saying high 6 figures is no money.

i’m filled with childlike whimsy just like him btw

Who the fuck decided to name a womens tournament 'The Milk Cup'

Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer “ To grieve deeply, is to have loved fully”from God of war is something that is ingrained in me

If you’re gonna wear designer you better do it right

What does it mean when a girl's favorite Seinfeld characters are Kramer and George?

doing coke cus you wanna go hard >>>> doing coke cus you're soft

...interesting.

It's a children's book.

I think Harry Potter as a series is trash but this isn't music.

'hasn't had a hit since'

That's not how this works

Men are so gullible, it’s like a dog chasing a ball that was never thrown.

Khloe Kardashian the only woman to ever lose three fathers

Ulric Musset Opening WhatsApp feels like I'm visiting a developing country

I love this guy because he hasn't seen Boss Baby.