Really need to get CL football because otherwise you'll have the likes of City sniffing around Woodman

Not had a great season even by his own standards but this is the right thing to do. Enormous amounts of work to do in the summer already without having to sign another CB.

Peter Drury's house during a power cut

Genuinely thought this was that slow-motion goal celebration guy doing a new bit, uncanny.

Every single week you never see any training pictures before Thursday at the earliest. Spend the first half of the week filming content for our global dildo partners. No wonder they all look absolutely goosed by 65 minutes. #LFC

This bloke wrote some of the best comedies of the 90s / 00s then torpedoed his own career and is reduced to doing ....whatever the living fuck this is. Just further proof that hatred rots you as a person. See also; Lawrence Fox

Shite from Munoz in my opinion but you have to respect he has that mental South American dog in him.

Once again, players doing anything but training. #LFC. x.com/FlorianFocus/s…

British cuisine, best in the world.

Dios Mio!

Mad picture to use under the circumstances.

Rather read my own obituary lads to be honest but thanks all the same.

Worked with a load of Irish people for years and this is so spot on it's become a screensaver in my brain ever since.

Genuinely surprising to see us training on a wednesday.

Steven Gerrard - Playmaking

Up the cumstain reds.

Teaching a parrot Hey Soul Sister and releasing it back into the Amazon so all the creatures of the rainforest can hear it

I was saying boo-urns

When skynet wants it's chin testing I'm here.