Logan: Why would you think any of this is a good idea?! Remus: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Logan: ... Oh. Remus: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

(The wifi is down) Roman: haha I have data bitches Patton: we can play board games! Deceit: What's we fie? Logan: *scoffs* millennials... *secretly using data* Virgil: guess I'll die Remus: *climbs onto the roof, shaking the antenna like a fool*

"I am going to improve your life! Even if I have to take over the entire human race to do it!" Can I have a friend that's so invested in my life as Jeremy's Squip is?? But one that isn't as controlling, cuz that's not chill dude #BeMoreChill #spuib

Roman: If I die under non-suspicious circumstances you get all my boots and shoes. Virgil: why are you specifying non-suspicious? Roman: because I know how much you love those platform boots I have. And I wouldn't put it past you to murder me for them.

*the sides are watching Spider-Man* Virgil: How does Spider-Man always think of the witty comebacks? Logan: Because with great power comes great response ability Patton: *gasps* Logan: FALSEHOOD!

Aww! That's a shame! Well, can't change it anymore now, let's watch some Disney and eat some snacks

Virgil: "Are you okay" by normal people standards? No. By my standards? Do you see me crying? No? Then, yeah, I'm good.

hehehehehhhh more meemeeeesss!!

*V sneaks into the house at night* L: *turns around in chair* Where have you been young man? V: *nervous* I was with Ro... R: *swivels around in 2nd chair dramatically* Try again V: okay I have an explenation- P: *spins in 3rd chair* Lo... LO! This chair won't stop spinning!

Roman: *sends a selfie with rows of empty seats in the background* Roman, texting: Look at all these people wanting to date you. Virgil: Roman, you're in the picture. Roman: Did I fucking stutter?

Idk guys... it doesn't sound very chill...

Flight attendant: before landing make sure all small things are secure Roman: hey Virgil, are you good? Virgil: fuck you

*sings* Well, what can I say except, you're welcome!

LET'S DO THIS MY DUDES! #whamageddon

Roman: Do you ever get that feeling when you look at someone and your heart skips a beat? Logan: that's called arrhythmia Roman: I get that feeling every time I see yo- Logan: Humans can die from it Roman: I know you're smart but can you shut up for ONE second!

You ever procrastinate so hard that you start being interested in your belly button and then, instead of making that one phone call, you tweet about it?

Pat flirting: I'm enjoying getting to know you and I don't want it to stop Ro flirting: I'm trying so hard not to kiss you right now Lo flirting: did you know, according to NASA, 1993's Jurassic Park is the 7th most scientifically accurate film ever made?

Remus: *pulls out gun* Roman: Hey, we said no guns Remus: did we? I thought we said no gum Roman: But you're also chewing gum Remus: *blows bubble* I'm a wildcard