stfu i don’t rp but when if u ever wanna see me talk shit just hmu on burna

pretending to be someone else, faking a terminal illness and lying about every detail of your life in the middle is sum surreal stuff yo

im nice yea whatever

[poking my head out from behind a vampire diaries account that hasn’t been active since 2016] Aw jeez, man. Any of you seen my grandpa Rick?

Aw, jeez. Aw, man. I guess people here watch too much exaggerated tween stuff to know who I am.

I’m fucking Morty Smith, yo. Aw, jeez. Don’t even trip, dog.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 12 Jul 2013 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Jeez. I’m really glad I got away from the TVD circle of people, huh grandpa Rick. Groups of people ganging up, no real respect for friendship. Aw, jeez. I got lucky. Haha.

Hi, Hunter. I’m Morty. Morty Smith. Aw, jeez. I’m not good at this thing man.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 12 Jul 2013 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Don't do drugs, kids. This.. Happens..