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I AM THE ONLY REAL PERIDOT!!! ANY OTHER ONES ARE FAKE IMPOSTER CLODS!!!

OBVIOUSLY, I MEANT ON TWITTER. I FORGET THE SIMPLE MINDS OF HUMANS NEED EVERYTHING EXPLAINED TO THEM.

I HATE EVERYTHING UUUUGH

DO I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?

I AM NOT?!?

ONE NEEDS A HUMAN MIND TO BE CONSIDERED 'MENTALLY ILL'. I AM NEITHER HUMAN NOR A 'MEOW MEOW'

RATIO

STOP CALLING ME STUPID NAMES I AM PERIDOT FACET-2F5L CUT -5XG AND YOU CLODS WILL RESPECT ME AS SUCH

I'M ANGRY NOW GOODBYE

HM....

I'M TOLD ITS 'PRIDE' MONTH? WHAT AM I TO BE PROUD OF? I'M PROUD OF A LOT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NARROW IT DOWN???

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS

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RATIO

FUCK

I HAVE SEIZED CONTROL OF THE BIRD APP! IT'S MINE NOW! FIRST RULE: EVERYONE MUST PRIASE MY GREAT AND LOVEABLENESS

ON THIS HUMAN DAY OF FOOLS I HAVE PLANNED THE MOST SPECTECULAR JOKE I HAVE HAND DELIVERED A PIPE BOMB TO ALL YOUR MAILBOXES.

DIRECTED TOWARDS THE DIAMONDS!