be concerned if he isn’t hard 😂

Your death is more certain than your marriage. Rather than focusing on your soulmate, start focusing on your soul, mate.

High school nimewahi Pata 59/70 pale paper 2 chem na Mwalimu hakuamini akanipea paper ingine nikawasha 65/70 from a different exam two weeks to kcse..blud couldn't believe I was pulling a 75th minute Madrid's Rodrygo against city 😂😂😂

“Does he make your heart race?” a girl asked. “No, he makes my nervous system rest,” a woman replied.

So you were walking around naked before he met you?

You will think men are everywhere until you start looking for a husband.

Yaani in Maimahiu, women called "Madams" are selling young kids as young as 13 years to lorry drivers, men, etc for sex? 🤔🤔🤔. That some kids are so young that they can just be manipulated by sweets? Kenya is a very dangerous place for kids! People are inhumane!

Why is there always public outrage when domestic violence happens to women, but when it happens to men, it becomes a meme, a joke, or just ignored?

Adulting is only fun when you have funds

There is something called squad depth. This summer, Chelsea had 7 goalkeepers. They sold Kepa to Arsenal and Petrovic to Bournemouth, and sent Panders on loan to Strasbourg. They still have Sanchez, Jorgensen, Slonina, and Bettinelli.

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🇨🇳🇧🇫 BREAKING: China Commited $49 Million to Power Burkina Faso’s New Airport with Solar Energy.

He asked "Men : Post a screenshot ya dem akisimp in your inbox /WhatsApp Leteni tuverify wadau 😂😂" and let me tell you maina, Women huku nje are really simping, while you're sending fair, some women are paragraphs and crazy money😭🤭 Check Thread 👇

BBC Presented Kenya Police with all the evidence they collected about child trafficking and no action was taken, but try sharing a tweet that destroys their little egos....smh

In 2026 Ruto will pretend to be a saint, he will lower the price of things and be very calm. Hope you’ll remember what he has been doing to us. Don’t buy the calm narrative

Your children can't inherit your salaried employee position. But they can inherit your investment portfolio. Set your family up for sustainable wealth. Investments are the gift that keep on giving.

Tanzania and Uganda opposition leaders have been in detention for 5 and 10 months respectively. Kenya's opposition leader has been in Government for 1 year.

Kuenda 50-50 na dem Mimi huona ni loser mentality,just pay the fucking bills as a man.kama huezi wachana na wanawake,your woman is your responsibility.

After William Kamket found out that his wife is now a cheap meal for her Driver, Bro has gone for a younger woman. Na msiulize mimi hutoa hizi vitu wapi 🤣 Wacha aoe, b'coz he's been very bitter and vicious lately. War mongering all the time As if ni Sisi tulimkulia Bibi 🗑️

A new report shows that tycoons linked to top politicians have secured a 41% stake in Pesa Print, the firm behind the Sh45 billion smart driving licence project. The deal, under a 21-year PPP with NTSA and NBK, is raising concerns over politically connected contracts..