If we’re not careful we’re gonna spend our time finding everyone else’s life so Interesting that we forget to live ours

I'm not ashamed to admit I have a favorite hob ring. People who deny that they have are lying.

Not messing around but Kate Garraway I think we may have found a solution to all your problems!!! This is just brilliant

NOTHING makes me happier than getting home on a cold dark night and putting out the bins... for they are magical bins. Invisible to all who live in our house except me.

Morning

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂❤️ pic.x.com/Xm1Mou497o

My ears are burning

As Trump declares he only went to the bunker to inspect it, I am sticking to my story that I wasn't breaking my diet and was simply checking if the light in the fridge was still working.

Iv spent the whole evening meal prepping and juicing for the week ahead and to celebrate iv eaten two whisper bars

Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because I’m a decent human being

If Boris Johnson can be PM, don't let ANYONE tell you you're not qualified for anything

Good morning to everyone except kids who get up at 6:45 on the weekends but need to be dragged out of bed on a school day 😒

Lovely New Year’s Day walk in #whitstable wish I could move here

Molly Mae to the PLT factory workers on £3.50 an hour x.com/Trinajc_/statu…

Just had to giant bowls of ice cream. Do i feel sick? Yes. Am I sorry? No.