And just when I was feeling proud of ride #500, Tess’s reaction was “that’s halfway to 1000”. Thanks for the perspective, kid. Alex Toussaint

Bad Robot Surgery! Who knew this was a thing? Evil robots doing surgery! instagram.com/p/XmOs9ohJYK/

Feeling extra grateful for the birthday love today. So good to hear from so many family and friends on… instagram.com/p/YJIKU3hJZi/

Safe at home, but the helicopters are flying overhead and the streets are empty except for police cars. We might be here for a while.

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Sous chef. instagram.com/p/YqfWB1BJbW/

Cocktails and hats ready to go for the Derby. instagram.com/p/Y5-NhBBJR9/

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Two years and still going strong. t.imehop.com/115iu5O

Someday Susanne Carpenter and Tess will look back at how old fashioned it was that they used to pick out Tess's outfit over FaceTime when traveling.

Tess's reaction to the final play from last night: "Ew, he touched his butt!" Upon further review, she is correct.

Just bought hockey skates. Hell may have officially frozen over. God help us all.

"Daddy, I didn't fall on my head once tonight!" I will chalk that up as a successful Friday night.

I have never seen anyone use a drive up ATM without having to climb out of their car window or door to use it. Great idea, awful execution.

Spring joke...

Anyone want two free front row seats to our six course #WholeHogDinner w wine, 8/13. RT for a chance to win. Ready, set, go.

The entire neighborhood smells like lighter fluid. Ah, summer.

@mscelfo Looking forward to a long overdue first visit to Alden & Harlow tonight. The entire menu looks amazing. Can't wait!

@mscelfo Alden & Harlow Oh man. Fantastic meal. Nuggs, clams, and trenne were the faves. Our 7 yr old's first nugget ever. Spoiled for life.