. Dallas Cowboys how many RTs for a free suite upgrade for my bachelorette party for Saturday’s game??

still accurate 😂

it’s spooky season 👻

Makes me smile everytime I see this video hit the TL

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if you see me playing air guitar at the gym, no you didn’t. mind ya business.

quick s/o to the few men i’ve seen speaking up over this decision because, ya know, women don’t get pregnant on their own.

I have some legislative ideas for men’s bodies. I’ll be here all week.

bless Alyssa parents for housing us for our annual girls weekend. the realest in the game for putting up with us

I really need everyone to stop wishing away summertime.

this is so fucking cool and why am I crying

October 1st you know what time it is

people who don’t close drawers and cupboards: what do you do with all that time you’re saving?

can we please, please, please leave the griddy in 2022

these potholes are coming for blood and really out to prove themselves this year.

if you’re already complaining about the heat we can’t be friends. ✌🏼

I think wine tastes like shit and everybody just pretending. That is all.

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treadmill minutes are longer than other minutes and you can’t tell me otherwise.