FRIDAY 8/14

Ma'am. The corset was so distracting that people couldn't focus on the cocaine.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN!!! 😭😭😭

Happy birthday to Super Bowl Champion and youth basketball star Patrick Mahomes II!

Every time they show Jason Witten

your RT button broken?

Wtf I fell in love and now I gotta share a bedroom for the rest of my life??

Gunna go ahead and start Sober October now.

When I drink and fall asleep to music we both loved I dream of you smiling man and that’s the real knife I can’t pull out. How happy I remember you.

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

☹️

Well, just bought $350 worth of books from Gary Vaynerchuk let’s see what this NFT stuff is all about

Lighting the filter of a cig on accident tastes like a burnt graham cracker

#NewProfilePic

Got summoned, had to show up, diggin the diamond skin, and combat knife. Can’t wait for the angels! #sacreddevils

One for me, one for, who knows yet🤷🏼‍♂️ Gary Vaynerchuk

heres the wine empathywines.com/products/2019-… almost sold out befire the live stream

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️