if #Litecoin reaches 5k, like EVER, i'll give everyone who retweets this 1 $LTC

Phrase of the day, from the 16th century, is ‘give someone the bauble’: to play them for a sucker or fool.

Shoot the glass

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Me during this morning’s school PSHE session

I can confirm, we didn’t go back to the staff room for a drink, party or even a chat. A mere passing encounter whilst checking our pigeon holes was the limit

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS MOMENT FROM THE ONE SHOW

Don’t stop commissioning Grayson’s Art Club Channel 4. Grayson Perry has definitely taken on the Tony Hart/Neil Buchanan mantle 🙌🏻

Hugh Grant tweeted a request at activists protesting outside Westminster to play the Benny Hill theme on their loudspeakers; when they did it became the soundtrack for street interviews with leading Tories trying explain the situation to the British people

Rough Ready Reckoner based on predicted future price cap... If you pay £100/mth now, from Oct £165, Jan £170 If you pay £150/mth now, from Oct £250, Jan £255 If you pay £200/mth now, from Oct £330, Jan £340 If you pay £300/mth now, from Oct £495, Jan £510 I'm sorry.

Dear parents, you will have seen that the government has awarded teachers a pay rise. Unfortunately, what they haven't told you is this. The government aren't paying for it, your children are.

Anyone watching the Woodstock 99 documentary on Netflix getting flashbacks to Sunday nights in yellow camp at Reading Festival in the early 2000s?

This isn’t a dream. Julia actually said this, right??

There’s only one way Lauren James can come back from this. Marry a Spice Girl

Don’t think I’ve ever met a teacher who either expects gifts or judges specific children on whether they get something for them or not. As much as the gifts are lovely, the heartfelt messages in cards are the thing that sticks with me the most.

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Today marks 20 years since Silent Alarm was released in the UK.