1. A 6:30 PM start on Thursday would mean no one would be in the arena because traffic and 2. No one in Houston is working Friday.

It's currently twice the wait time for TSA at Bush Airport in Houston compared to Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance at Disney World.

The LSU-NC State Duke's Mayo Bowl next year is going to make today's Iowa-Nebraska game on here look like the Oslo Peace Accords.

This is why they don’t let you get more than a couple El Tiempo margaritas at the game anymore.

whenever they call houston on the artemis II launch live stream

The cross is part of the mission. The imperialist occupation of the world is disrupted from within; the violence that until now has been the law is unmasked. The poor, imprisoned, and rejected Messiah descends into the darkness of death, yet in so doing He brings a new creation

NASA's moon mission being interrupted because Microsoft refuses to fix Outlook is actually perfect.

Chicco is Durmstrang in this analogy

Alicia, Courtyard Urbanist Houston could do better! The city needs to reform its land use regulations. We used to build courtyard apartment complexes before the city imposed parking minimums and setback requirements.

We Sleep in May.

My car hijacking the controls and driving me off the Crescent City Connection because I decided to draft a kicker at 8

I'm gonna be mad as hell when I have to drive to Huntsville to take the 1099 beltway to orbit

2027 champions dinner gonna be spice bags and Supermac

We should force tanking teams to merge like this

YOU LEFT 509 YEARS AGO YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO THIS SCHOOL ANYMORE

the last time the astros won a game the strait of hormuz was still open

Nobody: That one junior in JROTC:

This is gonna go triple platinum during college football season

Legends wearing the free t shirt > 💯💯💯