This is completely insane. A baffling amount of zac brown

Fun fact: zac brown once mildly threatened me when I was working at a hotel because he was given a room with no bed

so sick showing ur passport to get into a bar. hello guard. i am a diplomat from very far away. please beer please please please please beer

in the entire history of the olympics (more than 10,000 athletes each summer games and 3,000 each winter) since 1896, this would have applied to one (1) woman who did not place in anything

I look like I'm listening but I'm actually booking a Muppets Royal Rumble in my head

It’s incredible how absent Democratic Party leadership is in the face of Trump blowing up the entire fucking world.

I pay my taxes I love oatmeal

Hi everyone. Just wanted to see if it's normal *inserts photo of my junk* "computer, insert photo of my junk" *the computer says it's too big of a file*

after jazz, the Looney Tunes are America's great contribution to global culture

Is Christian still wearing his doodoo pants

If I was cast on Summer House I would pretend to be dead in the pool for attention

Tonight, I'm farting. Tomorrow, I'm farting. And next week? Hmm, I'll probably be farting.

Rick "Big Dawg" Devens #survivor

She’s called “Anne Hathaway” because she “Hath a way” with acting, “Anne” she’s beautiful…

Not like this, not cirie going out to some bullshit again #survivor50

I thought this was announcing that Hayden Panettiere was somehow cast as Spider-Man

I say it like nyipple