I hate those "Slow Turkey" Chantix commercials. I had my last cigarette on June 23rd, and when the turkey throws away his pack, it makes me want one. Smelling them not at all.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Anybody out there watch the Bold and the Beautiful from the beginning? I was watching an old tv show, and saw someone who looked like the original Caroline (Spencer, I think). I tried to look her actress' name... facebook.com/patbrown.troyk…

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

I didn't know ginger could do all of these things. I like ginger tea, think I'll start having a cup daily. livestrong.com/article/279658…

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist!

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Daughters are a blessing. daveswordsofwisdom.com/2015/01/daught…

This is eerie. youtube.com/watch?v=Bg_tJv…

Check out my husbands YouTube post at Health Insurance Guy Dave!

"I plan to celebrate Thanksgiving in the old-fashioned way. I'm going to invite everyone in my neighborhood to my house for an enormous feast, then I'll kill them and take their land." Jon Stewart

Anybody got any suggestions to solve our problem? My husband is already sleeping covered with 5 layers of blankets, and still is cold. He gets really mad if I suggest an electric blanket. Meanwhile, I'm... facebook.com/patbrown.troyk…

Okay, so there's proof that even "hands-free" talking on your cellphone is just as bad as DUI. So why doesn't the government make cell phone makers load an unremovable app that turns your phone off whenever it senses it's going over, say 15 mph?

The last 2 times our power has gone out I couldn't report it because Walton's phone system was out.

Holy cow, it's 70 degrees outside now! I need a TV show with lots of snow in it to feel like Christmas.

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Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas.

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Happy New Year! Hope all are healthy, wealthy and wise.