Well it’s a Friday night in watching this train wreck! #TwitterDown

"Some people thought when I said, 'Interest rates won’t rise until 2024', I meant 'Interest rates won’t rise until 2024'. You can't say *anything* these days without your words being twisted" An apology from Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe theshovel.com.au/2022/11/29/who…

How much does Sydney hate the “trams”… ? just enough to block off George street for 3 days perhaps?.. not knocking the actual festival but it speaks volumes #Sydney #openforlunch

Hillsong finally becomes mainstream religion, after leader charged with concealing sex crimes theshovel.com.au/2022/12/06/hil…

Nothing says Xmas work parties like people doing treasure hunts in the CBD with a group of people they’d rather not be with… #Christmas #WFH

Sometimes Sydney is a complete shithole… but on a good day it’s quite nice… that is all… #Sydney #Australia

Qantas never supported #strandedaussies we were left abandoned by our National carrier (and govt) from all corners of the world… but now they’re getting people home… flying #qantas under duress only… oh and they’ve got carollers at every gate.. brilliant

Aah Xmas, when you hear your dad repack the dishwasher as soon as you leave the room… boomers just think they do it better #XMAS2022

Elon Musk has confirmed that his pronouns are midlife/crisis

Christmas isn’t fun for everyone… #Christmas #lifeline

Good to see the pacific islands are well prepared for the delicate tastebuds of the Australian travellers…#Christmas2022 #postcovidtravel

Getting ready to write our own season 3 of #WhiteLotus in the Pacific… we have an island, gays, families, complicated love, a new hotel GM and booze.. no one murdered yet but there’s still time

For those contemplating a detox or cleanse in the new year, here’s a toxicologist’s explanation of how they work: They don’t.

The movie “Zardoz” takes place in 2023, so get ready for everyone to start dressing like this

Two words, each hundreds of years old, that are still worth holding on to: ‘respair’: fresh hope, and ‘resipiscence’: a return to a better frame of mind. Here’s to both in 2023. Happy New Year.

PSA: When I said “let’s pick it up in the new year” I meant from Monday 9th.

You know things are looking grim when the scammers start saying you’ve won $500 to spend at Coles Supermarkets … don’t click… we all know Coles wouldn’t offer this.. and anyway $500 only gets you 2 tins of baked beans, some toilet paper & a bachelors handbag … #Australia #inflation

Welcome back to Hong Kong… today the requirement for mandatory masks has been lifted.. 3 very long years since Feb 2020 when the mandate was first put in place… #HongKong ❤️🇭🇰🇭🇰

Think the scammers need work on their language skills today… I’ll be off to consume some AUD CommBank #fraud #dontclick