The full name of Swansea is Arthur Swanserelli.

Hey teenage morons, how about you put down 'Fortnite' for a sec?

Keane & Souness like two old skool, hard nosed detectives in the interview room with a laughing psychopath that they’re about to find out is their toughest suspect to break down yet. “I prefer not to speak” 😂

Probably the best article I’ve read all week. Highly recommended! medium.com/@noahhaber/fla…

How tall is your dad!?

Hair status: somewhere between Hall/Oates

I’ve just realised I’m following all the wrong headers.

7 Ways To Convince Your Neighbor That It’s Fine That Their Son Floated Away In The Blimp You Built For Him clickhole.com/7-ways-to-conv…

Doing my part for social distancing.

Brilliant Fesshole🧻

Wow!

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*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube

I’m very happy to have my first first-author, peer-reviewed paper accepted for publication, and really grateful to my co-authors Patrick McAleavey and Lynsey Patterson at Public Health Agency, and the reviewers from Epidemiology & Infection who took the time to provide useful feedback. 1/3

So rainy out there, you could literally wash an egg on the pavement.

GOD ALMIGHTY WHY DO PEOPLE DRINK IPA ITS VILE

Every mobile game advert (aka Hot Santa Cosy Farm Wars):