‘the substance’ and ‘a different man’ would make for a pretty good double bill

bully: hey where’d you get that skirt me: [sweating nervously]

picked up my new passport, read the 2034 expiration date and my heart rate went up a little

what if JOEY added prime rib, garlic butter and gruyere to their mashed potato spring rolls. and then you could dip it in beef jus and a little horseradish what if they did this for my birthday

down in Portland for the first time in like 10 years and let me tell you….. they kept it weird

babe wake up, some of the Timothée Chalamet look-alikes are getting arrested at the Timothée Chalamet look-alike contest

ordering a ‘bodega sandwich’ from a cafe with bud vases on the tables

feels like the stress reduction benefits of going to the sauna several times a week are starting to diminish. maybe i’ll try getting in a fist fight or something.

a good gonster to you all

Nosferatu was cool but was that dig at Isaac Newton really necessary

man.... shut up

oh hey do you need a code for your bathroom? or can i just go ahead and ‘do my thang’

they’re selling hippy wigs in Woolworths, man

mama mia