Professional Asshole
@passhole69
I have a few above-average takes on life| occasional bag user| just slightly conservative| Old Monk enthusiast
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24-11-2016 05:36:04
6,6K Tweet
1,1K Followers
587 Following
Lyss
@lyssssnicole
T
@alaskantom
Gomer Golfs
@gomergolfs
DK showdown specialist | Former Amateur Looper | CRE snob | Tampa Stan account | Local sim God | Broke 80 at Pine Valley
ArlingtonBro
@arlingtonbro
The point of a parody account is to be funny. I’m trying my best
Katie Greifeld
@kgreifeld
markets & macro @business, anchor of Open Interest (9-11am daily) and ETF IQ (12pm Mondays) @bloombergtv. money stuff podcast co-host. ktkaos on Insta.
PaxTrader777🇺🇸
@paxtrader777
27 yr trader of ES, NQ, USA(ZB)Gold. Happily married-father of 5. Trad-Catholic. I have made every mistake so you don’t have to. Live in Faith, Hope and Love.
Finn Barr
@finnnbarrr
just a conglomerate of my thoughts in all categories. captain of the commute @MTA.
jonny davis
@jonnydavis71828
head football coach of Elmwood middle school. 8-0 conference champs! Go Raiders. if you don’t know football don’t talk to me. Former d3 walk on
Perc Nowitzki
@percocetp0pper
Country Club Member. Coors Banquet Enjoyer. Will indulge in the occasional Ponzi Scheme. Never even remotely daunted. 🐻 ⬇️
Mari
@mari88303
Magnum (Redemption Arc)
@mxgnumx
Road gambler
claire
@rosiekennedyxx
non-practicing bisexual
Cheapie13
@cheapie13
Cheapie and O’dayniac. Fab 5 week 4. Director of Half-Time Snacks for Bootin' Boots FC. #14 O’dayniac 11/27/21. FMO. Close personal friend of Pat Bev.
Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney
@playajared
✋ I’m jokin’ 🤚
The DogOut
@nudogout
Student Section of the Northeastern University Huskies | The BEST #CawlidgeBaseball fans in the world | Feared by pitchers since 2022
Will Coppedge
@coppedgebtc
Come for the ₿itcoin, stay for the shitposting
Ocho Drinko
@ochodrinko85
New York | Bald | Jameson Connoisseur | Story-Liker | Putts from the Rough | Great at foreplay | I am not Chad Ochocinco
Dr. Important MD MSc
@dramir0fficial
Certified Doctor Scientist 🩺🩻🧬 Last Bastion of High IQ 🧠 CEO & Founder: Foehn Academy of Science and Technology.
Alex Taussig
@stoked_on_waves
sharks predate trees. trying optimism
Malcolm Migoya
@migoya_malcolm
@daytonmbb fan
Quindarius Gooch, M.D.
@quindariusgo0ch
6’8”, Cleavage Aficionado, Sneaky Athletic, Freak. #JUCOProduct
hans 🌊
@lexiconhans
🏴☠️
Hingle McCringleberry
@huskerenjoyer
Nebraska 98’. Pledge Class Vice President. Harvard Law 02’. Father of 4. Husband to Genevieve. Attorney General. NE (R). Man I love beer, ball, and God
New York Loafers
@nyloafers
Arch Shufflebottom, Esq.
@archesq
Shuffy don’t play
Kelvin Jenkins
@8urningtreez
bumper pool
@bumperpool69
MAGA republican🇺🇸 | philly sports enjoyer | community college legend 🧑🏫| ND football | hook and ladder fireman | self doxxed 2x
Wealth Management Guy
@wealth_mgmt_guy
Insights into the Private Wealth Management business. Talking all things investing, economics, and money. 10+years experience. Shareholder in an RIA
Ari Gold
@antiglobiegold
Sandwich Savant | WSH Enthusiast | Citi Bike | Equinox | Chelsea Piers (20+ handicap)
bratzdolldelrey
@cowwtongue
Chingy(big & strong, middle linebacker #AntiRape)
@rickyfortunado
✝️ single dog father. skeeters confidant. roll tide. MGCCC ΣΧ. TouchTunes abuser. #AntiRape #ProConsent #AntiPedo #HighTrust
baja
@baja_my_blast
baja blast. Duchess of draftkings. talents include the fitness gram pacer test and splitting the G. ted mosby of the group chat. gator girl 🐊
Jim Drunkenmiller
@jimdrunknmiller
#KnicksTape | formerly @sexylegsjayhawk | hate anything boston | #ChiefsKingdom
Courtney Forbes
@courtney_f14529
8 months clean from TextNow. Future Milf. Has never downloaded Hinge. ECU ‘92 Lover of Mustache men and Mechanics 💦
Jameson “Jams” Fillmore
@jamesonjammers5
Always a great day to drink! LSU ‘87 | Father of 3 | Alcoholic | Avid Historian |#TreyDezGreen
Joshua “Captain” Block
@innisfreefein
loudest mouth in the south | Professional crashout
ShakeyBakey
@bakeyshake69
The shakes are purely alcohol induced | Bolts | Bucs | Rebs by 90
Spaniard Reject
@spaniard_reject
British guy living in New York. Kicked out of The Spaniard over 30 times for drunken and disorderly behaviour
Leopold Williams, JD
@clubstauskas
Ground and Pound | Breitling | M&A and Restructuring | Former Risk Chair | Peter Millar Enthusiast
NelkFratGuy
@nelkfratguy
|The hoes call me NFG for short| Beer lover (happy dads only)| Known for getting a little sendyyy| Always frda | am the frat and party | The BV is mine |
Diamond “Di” Anna
@notfeelinha
AU club missionary DEIA chair || pix/pixel/pixself || certified finger blaster || searching for the ball
Geedy “Money” McPhereson
@geedyisfierce
VPI ‘23. DKE Treasurer. M&A at Paper Street Capital Management. Life Enjoyer. Hokies ML will always hit. Charlottesville is lame.
AC_2.0
@ac690
other account got banned. still got great takes and a great rack. I’ll be better and not slutty this time probably.
GLITTERKITTEN77
@glitterkitten77
#BEER #GAMECOCKS #HELPSLIPJAM #HAZYIPA #ADDERALL #BUSTERMURDAUGH
Patsy “Angel” Johnson
@meatballsubgirl
POTUS
Amy “Reformed Slut” Walton 2.0
@formerslut968
Still blacklisted, still have a 25 inch waist, still on too much addy. PIKE DOXX SURVIVOR (hopefully)
Scott Fitzgerald IV, Fuck
@fuckfitzgerald4
Badger + famously anti-semetic
Curious Degens LLC
@curiousdegens
Stay Curious. Generalist. Value & Compounders. Back of the napkin takes. Occasional Shitposter. Not financial advice.
ol’ stocky ⛳️
@oldstocky
Beauty by any means necessary.
litquidity
@litcapital
founder @ litquidity capital // meme slinger, investor, advisor // newsletter @exec_sum // scout @baincapvc