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maybe: amanda

@parquetcourt

i can’t ride a bike

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calendar_today25-06-2012 05:28:44

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those apartments that are so horrendous that most of the listing pics are just the surrounding neighborhood… broker really said fyi living in your home will render you suicidal, so you should stop by KATZ’S DELI !!! :D

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at a new gym with all new characters, including (100% not a joke I swear) guy reading a paperback copy of the body keeps the score inbetween sets

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if you are someone who chooses to go to whole foods on a sunday then you need to act like it. we’re not browsing for a fun new cheese today or pondering in front of the dwindling avocado pile. have some respect for the gravity of the situation

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requiring me to share a post to my story to enter your giveaway is so beyond the pale. I am not above liking, I am not above tagging multiple friends (my bf and several inactive finstas) in the comments. but you need to be reasonable. just give me the fucking caraway pan set

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coworker has been behind my desk waiting for me to look up from my phone as I log a chomps beef stick as a snack on myfitnesspal

coworker has been behind my desk waiting for me to look up from my phone as I log a chomps beef stick as a snack on myfitnesspal
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this post is so awesome… yeah his problem is that people love him and he got too many votes in a ranked choice primary. also he smokes too tough and his swag is too different 😔