Parody Account Rio Tino (@parodyrio) 's Twitter Profile
Parody Account Rio Tino

@parodyrio

I am NOT Rio Tinto. Impunity is the very foundation upon which we are built. I am a small mining Company with a very big Legal Department. Be wary

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o our Serbian friends: We hear your concerns. We just don’t listen to them. As always, we remain committed to extracting value—from the ground and your politicians. Stay tuned for Zorana 2.0: now with 20% more plausible deniability. 💬🔋 #Jadar #Greenwashing #Lobbytimewasting

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$2bn and reset IA Mongolia"? That's never happening!!!!Our offer: We instructed you to accept our offer We will kick in some charity donations to politicians. We will give you a new friendship photo-op We will invite you our kitchen in London, #MongoliaMatters (when convenient)

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In our leaders we trust. The same leaders who buried 3,500 whistleblower statements; ignored 35 letters of interference & hit delete. Who mastered the art of silence while polishing the Tainted Crown. Trott. Bold Baatar, Jérôme Pécresse Sinead Kaufman Katie Jackson Kellie Parker

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Jakob Stausholm, our CEO tried to change Rio Tinto’s culture, has been politely escorted out by the very culture he tried to fix. He brought lithium, transparency, and awkward truths. We wanted cuts, silence, and plausible deniability. #CultureWon #MiningIrony

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The Mongolian Papers are awkward. 2009 laid the carpet. 2015 moved the money. 2018 explained it. 2022 “reset” it. 2025 audited it. Individually: coincidence. Collectively: choreography. Funny how transparency always arrives late, heavily redacted, and lawyered.

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That's what we need more security from spies..hmmmm...whistleblowers. They are so dam annoying. Spoiling everything. Sticking their noses in where they are not wanted. Good thing we have the best lawyers