👋Giraffenappers! Goodnight. Don’t get too comfy. Who knows what tomorrow will bring for you?

GREAT NEWS!!!! St. Louis Police Department (STLPD) Satire just called & confirmed PEACHES is in South County!! 🤔The story is man bought it from the Giraffenappers & after seeing the reports wants to get it back to us. Giraffenappers STILL AT LARGE WE HAVE WORK TO DO!!

In discussions with the good people at Gringo Jones to co-ordinate Peaches return! STLPD will get descriptions of suspects!! MORE WORK TO DO!

Elated beyond belief that Peaches has been found alive and in South County!!! 2 million% determined to find the thieves!!! NO METAL ANIMAL IN THIS TOWN SHOULD EVER HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR AGAIN! riverfronttimes.com/foodblog/2020/…

Wow what a day!! I asked Jake Be Civil about a way to celebrate Peaches return and he said how about some live music 12 noon for an hour on the patio!! Everyone is invited we’ll except the GIRAFFENAPPERS!

Whoa that’s a poor way to hype of the return of Peaches. But he’s right. We’ll send pictures!! It’s not like a real event it’s just a whoa look at that, she’s back!

Huge thanks to Stephen Hale and Paul for stopping by for our welcome home Peaches small party on Friday! St. Louis beer is full of love and these guys are #1.

Still elated that Peaches was returned by the individual that purchased her from the criminals. But this trail isn’t cold yet. Awaiting more security footage from someone today! 🤞🤞🤞

LIVE at 9 discussing new baby elephant Saint Louis Zoo also the stolen giraffe incident Be Civil brewing co. Music tonight by Common Jones courtesy of Beyond FM - The Best of Everything STL! #UndergroundSTL #WeGoDeep youtu.be/FDId8Zpf6T8

Just a correction. Someone let me know that the below Stlpd1 account is a satire account. 🤦‍♂️ I should have put St. Louis Metropolitan Police in the below. Detective Boushart was the detective that called to tell me Peaches had been found. All information I have or get is turned in to him.

Or perhaps tell me, I own the Dinosaur Park (the Dinos hate meteors) next door. Remember me, I’ve been paying rent since March to keep my Dinos inside Be Civil also FYI, why are the Giraffe’s so tired. You were supposed to be feeding them. Happy 2021!

Dios Mio! The Dinosaurs got out and we are all out of draft beer!!!! 🤦‍♂️

It was one year ago today that Peaches was stolen from us. Thankfully she was returned! But to this day there is still a Giraffenapper roaming city streets! Please secure your metal animals! Never Forget!🦒

DINOS got out and are playing on the massive piles of dirt from Civil Life’s expansion! FUN

And once again all was right with the world…well at least at the ole Civil Life.

“Things are looking up!” Said the Giraffe to the Dinosaurs.